Chastity Bono Is a Fat Idiot
Chastity Bono wanted to be a man, but she was faced with a dilemma- she hates penises so much that she never wants to be able to see one. Solution? Get so fat you can’t see it anymore. It’s easy, but...
View ArticleChaz Bono on the Wrong Show
The new ABC TV show “Dancing with the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Middle-Aged Kids” debuted last night and Chaz Bono showed up and made sure she didn’t shave. It took 40 years to grow that neckbeard...
View ArticleFatty Chas Bono Booted Off Dancing With the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Kids...
Fatty sexually confused Chastity Bono went on TV to complain that she was ‘bullied’ by judges on the Dancing show because of her freakish weight. One judge even described her dancing as “penguin like.”...
View ArticleChastity Bono Splits With Fiancee’; Experiences Buyer’s Remorse
Chastity Bono, recent contestant on the hit TV show Dancing With the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Kids Show, announced that she and her longtime lesbian lover Jennifer Elias have called it quits. I...
View ArticleChastity Bono Saving for Her Addodicktome
Chastity Bono’s transformation to gigantic sweaty Italian Dude is not yet complete. Not until she can get her vagina sewn shut and get an implanted penis. And she is shopping around for the right price...
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